Commander Highpants is the janitor at Swap Ts World Headquarters. He keeps the huge factory clean. This is no problem for him because he never sleeps and also doesn’t work very hard. During the day, he mostly eats snacks and repairs the frozen yogurt machine. At night, he skateboards the halls and writes this blog.
Kids Are Smarter
Kids are smarter than adults. Ask any 1st grader. They know the important stuff – be nice to people, don’t be a bully, eat your carrots, find a buddy and hold their hand, and so on. Adults are supposed to know this stuff but they tend to forget. Adults get occupied with politics and money and lawn care and the important ideas get pushed aside. Kids’ brains are less filled up with distracting stuff so there’s more room for the fundamental truth.
If a bunch of kids are dividing up a bag of marshmallows, every kid knows you have to divide them equally, or it’s not fair. Every kid knows you have to wait in line at the lunch counter.
Simple, right? Then why do adults always make things complicated? I don’t know.
If we listened to kids more, business meetings would be held on the swing set, every restaurant would serve pizza, and itchy clothes would be illegal. The world would be a better place. I say we start now.
From now on, if I have a problem, I’m gonna ask a kid for help. Because they know what’s right.