It’s not all work and drudgery here at Swap Ts™ World Headquarters. We like to have fun, same as anyone.
So on Fridays, or maybe some other day depending on my schedule and motivation, we’ll have Friday Funnies. This is where I do something that I think is funny. And the rest of you roll your eyes. (Legal disclaimer: nothing I do is very funny. Don’t get your hopes up).
If you don’t like the Friday Funny, there’s a complaint department which we take very seriously. Here it is:
Complaint Department (see picture of bear)
Simply write your complaint on a piece of paper, wrap it around a hot dog, and hand it to this guy. Should work out great for you.
Now, the Friday Funny:
What’s bouncy and makes a great dinner?
Give up yet? Good.
Answer: spaghetti and beachballs.